OK, folks, please limit the poop jokes. I beg you.
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Limit the poop jokes? 10-4 good buddy, then let approach it from a scientific angle. This particular person obviously was not partial to corn during this first cruise excrement attempt. Lack of a side stripe also indicates a hemmoroid free exit point ( at least to a serious degree). The break-off point and upward projecting fece shows that this particular dung was a "sinker", indicating a low fat diet and minimal push ratio to get that gem out of there. The metal plating reminded me of how the Tin Man poop must have looked like somewhere along the Yellow Brick Road. It's getting late, so I must Bowel out for now.
That is a pretty solid looking poop for a brand new baby. I don't think I will be gold plating my baby's first poop. That is a little over the top, I think. But, hey, I guess that was important to them.
Holy crap! haha and you think diapers are going to be expensive?! i used to think that tom cruise was a freak but now i have "solid" proof... the "sickest, most embarrassing dad on earth" award goes to.... TOM CRUISE!!! She is definately never going to have a date.... EVER!
This is just weird.
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Limit the poop jokes? 10-4 good buddy, then let approach it from a scientific angle. This particular person obviously was not partial to corn during this first cruise excrement attempt. Lack of a side stripe also indicates a hemmoroid free exit point ( at least to a serious degree). The break-off point and upward projecting fece shows that this particular dung was a "sinker", indicating a low fat diet and minimal push ratio to get that gem out of there. The metal plating reminded me of how the Tin Man poop must have looked like somewhere along the Yellow Brick Road. It's getting late, so I must Bowel out for now.
That is a pretty solid looking poop for a brand new baby. I don't think I will be gold plating my baby's first poop. That is a little over the top, I think. But, hey, I guess that was important to them.
Holy crap! haha and you think diapers are going to be expensive?! i used to think that tom cruise was a freak but now i have "solid" proof... the "sickest, most embarrassing dad on earth" award goes to.... TOM CRUISE!!! She is definately never going to have a date.... EVER!
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