Here are a few strange quotes by Jack Handey, from an old SNL "skit".
1. If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.
2. I think a good novel would be where a bunch of men on a ship are looking for a whale. They look and look, but you know what? They never find him. And you know why they never find him? It doesn't say. the book leaves it up to you, the reader, to decide.
Then, at the very end, there's a page that you can lick and it tastes like Kool-Aid.
3. I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and hand it to him.
That is all for today...
Derrick
Disclaimer: Please do not try the last one.
3 comments:
Those are some very random thoughts for sure. The Kool aid flavored page sounds fun to me. But you would need to be careful not to borrow one of those from the library.
#1. What kind of keys? I had neighbors in La Habra who got arrested for having a couple of keys in their apartment. Maybe those were different kinds of keys.
#2. What flavor of Kool-Aid?
#3. I believe our current president prefers Peeps. That should be pretty safe.
If you got any flavor from the library, I assume it would taste like spit-flavored Kool Aid-not the most popular flavor.
-Any type of key-they are gone, man.
-Still would advise aginst running up and giving it to him. :-)
Derrick
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